Chainsaw Massacre Coffee Kit

⚠️ Warning: This bundle may cause intense adrenaline, extreme caffeine rushes, and serious style envy.

Introducing the Chainsaw Massacre™ Bundle — your all-access pass to the bloodiest, boldest, most badass experience GothRider® has ever unleashed. Straight out of a lost 80s horror flick and loaded with post-apocalyptic flair, this collection is for those who don’t just drink coffee… they survive on it.

Inside the carnage:

• 🪓 Chainsaw Massacre™ T-Shirt – Inspired by retro slasher posters, featuring a lone anti-hero with a chainsaw in a sea of zombies. Soft, breathable, and built for horror marathons or caffeine-fueled days.
• 🩸 Chainsaw Massacre™ Skinny Tumbler (20 oz) – Covered in chaos. Packed with guts (and double-wall insulation). Comes with a reusable straw and lid to survive any spill or apocalypse.
• 🧟 Matching Sticker – Peel it. Stick it. Scare the normies. Perfect for laptops, gear, or wherever you want to raise some undead energy.
• ☕ Your choice of 12 oz coffee bag:
  • Gasoline™ – Smooth, powerful, and built like a muscle car in a mug.
  • Grease™ – High-octane dark roast for those who ride hard and work harder.
  • Blondie™ – Light roast, heavy punch. Sweet but savage.

Why choose chaos?
Because boring coffee sucks, mass-market gear is dead inside, and life’s too short not to look killer while fueling up.

Bundle Highlights:

• 🔥 Limited edition — not for the faint of heart (or taste)
• 🖤 Full set includes apparel, drinkware, sticker & your choice of coffee
• 🎁 Perfect gift for horror fans, caffeine addicts & zombie apocalypse survivors
• 🌍 Eco-conscious tumbler and premium-quality materials in every item

This isn’t a bundle. It’s a statement.
Rev it up. Pour it strong. And wear the fear proudly.